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Bolty:
A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”
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"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
Bolty:
“You da bomb!”
“No, you da bomb!”
In America – a compliment. In the Middle East – an argument.
Bolty:
Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.
Bolty:
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying.
Bolty:
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
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