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Bolty:
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Bolty:
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Bolty:
A blonde girl comes to the emergency room with burns on both ears and says, “Doctor, I was totally lost in thoughts and my phone rang and I picked up a hot iron instead.”
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The doctor wonders, “And what happened to the other ear?”
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The blonde girl replies, “Well I had to call my boyfriend to take me to the hospital!”
Bolty:
A blonde comes to her office in a terrible state, crying…
The boss is concerned and asks what happened.
“My dad just died!” sobs the blonde.
“That is terrible, Sandy, you know, you should go home and take the time for yourself.”
The blonde agrees and goes home.
The next day she’s kind of fine – until mid-day when she’s all in tears again.
“What’s wrong?” asks the boss.
“This is unbelievable,” wails the blonde, “I’ve just spoken to my brother – and his dad just died too!”
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